Hey to all my blog followers!!!!!! (3 people... lol cool thanks xo) IM BACK!

I've been so busy I have been unable to post on any of my blogs, I have been constantly working to save as much money as I can due to my hectic schedule I have coming up. I have basically been touring the country on nights out... 3 weeks ago I went to Newmarket, 2 weeks ago a went to Northampton, last week I went to Southampton, this weekend I'm going to Maidstone (Kent) Next weekend I'm going to Birmingham and the weekend after that I'm going to Glasgow for a long weekend. So basically I'm poor *crying*

This map shows the places I would have been out over a period of six weeks!

Get in touch if you want to get involved in 'Josh's Tours'...

Kavos - the famous five

On the 27th of July 2013, me and four other people who don't need introducing because they're hideous, jetted of to the holiday destination that is Kavos, in Corfu, Greece. Actually I feel bad for not introducing my 4 friends that I went on holiday with, so here they are...





Me! I enjoyed getting thrown in a pool at 8am, 4 times, on my way home by a stag do with Hannah just laughing at me... having Larissa chase me around the room, having a shower every night either 1st or 2nd (haahha private joke) and swapping clothes with Jodie and Josie.


















This is Jodie, she is 19, female, enjoys long walks around priory park and nice brew in the Tudor Rose. Jodies kavos regrets consist of: not filming the police as they drive through the strip and not having a threesome with a PR and a Serbian (Serb).












This is Hannah, She is also 19, female, she enjoys laying in the sun with no sun cream on, splitting her bottom lip and stacking outside Snobs bar after giving It the biggen to 'I woke up in a new Bugatti'.
















This is Josie Elizabeth Maggie Gough, also 19, Josie would disappear for long periods of time on her own and she also lost 2 pairs of shoes in the 10 days. Josie enjoyed wearing last nights make-up around the pool the next day as well as noshing off a sausage baguette that Spiros's mother prepared.

Last, but by no means least, Larissa! Or as we called her; Maroon Madge, leather skin Lal, Boot face Larissa or Carissa. This bronzed beauty loved it when me and Jodie would tell people she had 3 kids at home and had tonsillitis. Getting paralytic every night, Larissa would always come home with a souvenir, whether it was a lilo or dingy bobber.

left to right, Josie, Jodie, Larissa, ME, Hannah. Introductions over!

Quite a few people have told me I should write a personal blog, and being the insightful bastard that I am, I thought why not! So I guess I'll start with a little profile, I'm 19, male from Cambridgeshire, England. And no... just because I'm from Cambridge I'm not posh, far from it really! (Yes Jodie I know its not grammatically correct to begin a sentence with 'And' but its my blog and I will do what I want before you start getting on your grammar high horse, h8 u lol.)

If you ask my friends what I'm like as a person I'm sure they would tell you, funny, charismatic, beautiful inside and out, inspiring and many more other nice personality traits. Haha, no I'm not really that big headed, to the shock of some of my friends and family who think I am... Sorry but everyone takes selfies, its just I upload them on a daily basis. Well I did until my Iphone got stolen by a serb child in Kavos a few weeks ago, probably using it as a football outside Bamboo nightclub...fuming.


This was me in 2009, so I was 15, giving it the biggen in my white burtons top.

A few of my favourite hobbies would be; eating, sleeping, watching every single reality T.V show on the planet, talking about every single reality T.V show on the planet, watching David Attenborough documentary's - I want to be David Attenborough, I also enjoy going out for drinks with my best friends Cheryl Cole, David Beckham, Beyonce and Zac Efron.

I'm currently taking a gap year after doing my A-Levels, so in my ever-growing spare time I've created two blogs, one about my interests, celebrities, music and fashion. This is my second blog, its just going to follow the ups and downs of my life, the dramas, the funny times, the drunken states and a lot of photos! So like, comment and share my blog... if not, I don't give a shit I probably hate you anyway!xxxxxxxxxx